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This is NOT a true story

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I woke up to the sound of my phone ringing, i didnt bother looking at the screen knowing its talo, i reached my phone and pick it up 

Tala: GUUUMAY ITS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL

Me: ATHOONY! 

i just remembered its the last day of school, last day of grade 10, after that its summer, summer of 2012.

Tala: enzain chub yala gumay bamurch in 10 minutes, 6alool refeeja bemra w fahood w deemo are picking up Jano 

Me: okay okay byeeee

i woke up walked into the bathroom did my business then got into my uniform, did my hair and went down. i stayed down bel9ala waiting for taloo, my phone started vibrating and ofcourse it didnt stop, pings from talo why am i not surprised, i got up and went out, i got in to the backseat next to talo,

Me: Hiiii

talo ignored me and had a devilish smile on, i know this smile shes up to no good

Me: oh myyy what now

Tala: okay so since its the last day of school and you knw we want it to be a fun day with memories

Me: khal9ay gulay ely 3endch

Tala: okay so 6alool beru7 elshalaih after school

Me: ay shalaih? shalaihna?

Our familes (talo's and I) share one shalaih, its 2 shalaihs bas on the same land so same entrance same everything  but instead of one theyre 2 which look exactly the same next to eachother

Tala: laa shalaih rab3a, elmuhem our parents mara7 eru7un embacher beru7uun belail met2akher cause ma3zoomeen so i was thinking as soon as we finish our exam enrd elbait we pack w enbug sayarat 6alool w enru7 bru7na 

Me: hmmmm fekra bas shbenguul

Tala: 6alool gayel 7ag umy ena beru7 weya rab3a so e7na afterschool endg engul benru7 elshalaih weya 6alool khala9 mara7 wru7 weya rab3a beru7 bacher w mara7 egulun laa since 6alool beyee fa enru7 eb sayarta w awal ma no9al endg 3alaih engula ena e7na belshalaih yeena eb sayarta w mara7 ezfna w mayegdar e3alem umy cause negdar enhadeda remember?

So yeah Taloo and I kela 6ay7een 3ala 6alool its either zegayer wela men7ash, so once chakaina raye7 dubai without telling his parents, kan gayelhum baru7 elshalaih so that way mayegdar efatn 3alaina

Me: smaaart

Talo: afa 3alaich*wink*

We got to school at 7;30 our exam starts at 8:00

We walked our way to the girls and sat with themm, we reviewed and soulafna, by 8 each one of us made their way to their exam room.

by 9;30 i answered the last question handed in my paper and rushed outside 

SHOOOL IS OVERRR!!!!!!!!!!!

i checked twitter

@tal*****: SUMMER BIITCHES! (5 mins ago)

so im guessing shes done with her exam, i RTed her tweet and ran to the playground, i found 6alool standing and went to him 

Me: KHALA9NA MADRESA ITS SUMMER M9ADEG?

Talal: 7elfay wala? tawny adry

Me: wai3 chubb chub

Talal: taloo ga3d tan6erch bara tara

Me: 9ej? enzain betyee elshalaih belail

Talal: laa banam 3end rab3y

Me: laaa ta3al belail this weekend akher weekend belshalaih bensafer next week

Talal: enzain enzain bye ana baru7

Me: byeeee

my phone started ringing, i picked it up

Me: haaaaaa

Tala: sena sena? yalaa khal9eena

Me: kany yaya 

i walked to taloo and got into the car 

Me: wain fahood deemo w janoo?

Tala: beredun weya sayeqkum

Me: ohh enzain yalaa 3ayal khared baitna awal akheth agrathy w ba3dain baitkum 

Tala: okayy, james go to jazi house

We got to our house i packed ebsr3a w re7na bait taloo, she packed and we were ready to go

Me: Tara ana basuug

Tala: ehh okay a9lan malykhelg, ru7ay yeebay sweech sayarat 6aluul 3ala maru77 ayeeb bared meshtahya

Me: okay yala ebsr3a gabel laye a7ad

i went to 6alools room took his keys and went outside, threw our bags in the backseat and got into the driving seat, after 2 mins taloo came out with icecream ang got in

Me: alaahhh 3a6eeny columbia

Tala: hachh yala ekly ba3dain enru7

i ate the icecream, put in the aux on the iphone and played ela elmout

Me: yala meshaina?

Tala: yalaaaa

i started driving and everything was good, icecream, songs w darb elshalaih, perfect.

as soon as we passed burgerking my phone started ringing

Tala: khara jaziyo 6alool ga3d edg 3alaich

Me: shit 3a6eeny

Me: Aloo

Talal: jazooy wainkum?

Me: beljam3eya laish

Tala: aha etchathbun ba3ad

Me: ha? shaku

Talal: tara mu 7mar ana adry enkum makhtheen sayarty, ya3ne aghbeya? tadrun eny baru7 elshalaih testahbeloun? akeed bashufkum, matkhafuun? luu e9eer feekum shay? meyaneen? tabuun a3alem ubuuuy?

Me: laa laa khala99 sorry 

Talal: w rab elka3ba en sheftkum emsaween hal 7arakat marathnya ra7 athba7kum yala 9ef6ay 3al yemeen ana warakum nexlay ana asug

Me: 6a3 hathaa laa benkamel mu be kaifek

Talal: testa3be6ain? nezlay la adeg 3ala ubuyy yet9araf ma3akum

Me: deg w ra7 agula 3an dubai

Talal: Dubai? ha shfeeha dubai? mafeeha shay dubai 7elwa

Me: KAAAAAK shfeek chithy te9arga3t nadry enk rye7 dubai 2 weekends ago

Talal: en ba6altaw 7aljkum w raby kaf

Me: okay okay so were even now you shutup we shutup you tell we tell

Talal: enzain enzain sugaw shway shway byee

and he hung up

Tala: haa shgaaal

Me: ma gal shayyy, shufay shbaswyy

Tala: alah yaster

i can see 6alool and his friend warana, they were right behind us, the streets were empty since its 10;30am on a thursday.

i started speeding up shway shway chan faj2a aduus 7aail

Tala: HEY ENTAY SHGA3D ETSAWEEN 

Me: watch and learn baby

dest 7ail w were much ahead of them, i can see them speeding up too w9alaw 3enda w lafaw to the right so they were right next to us, i looked at them smiled and sped up, chan they do they tried reaching us they just failed at it, as soon as they get near us adus w at3adahum, my ohone started ringing

Talal: KHALA9 U WIN AL7EEN MUMKEN ETBA62EEN LA ET6UFEEN EL LAFA

Me: first of all HA-HA second ATHUNYYY

Talal: chub men9ejy yala we9alna lefay

i hung up, we reached thba3eya, lafait uturn w dashait el lafa, we reached the shalaih 9efa6na and got down, i bbmed 6alool telling him the plan ena chena hes with us and he agreed since he cant say no

Tala: ba7ar wela pool?

Me: ba7aar akeed gulay 7ag ahmed enzel 2 jets (ahmed is 7ares elshalaih)

Tala: okay 

taloo called ahmed and talod him, we went up changed into our swimming suits w re7na elba7ar